This just in: Megan Fox isn’t physically perfect. Gasp!

Megan Fox was in a sexy commercial for Motorola that aired during the Super Bowl. Fox was naked and was said to be very comfortable with her body…except for her thumb!

Megan has brachydactyly. Brachydactyly is a genetic condition and as a result she has clubbed thumbs, so when the camera does a close-up on her hand holding the phone, it is actually a hand model holding the phone and not Megan’s.

A rather disturbing news item is circulating today claiming that Lindsay Lohan was abused by Samantha Ronson.

We hope this isn’t true!

RadarOnline is reporting that even though Lindsay appeared to have moved on from her tumultuous relationship with girlfriend Ronson, the two have been spotted out at the same clubs recently and they fought so badly one night that Lindsay threw a drink in Sam’s face.

“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head,” the source says. “She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her.

“She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”

It will be difficult for these two not to see each other. Lindsay and Samantha live in the same building!

Following the break-in at her Hollywood Hills home, Lindsay moved into an apartment in West Hollywood. Shortly after, Samantha moved in. Ronson regularly comes over using a key she has to Lindsay’s apartment.

“It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are,” said the source. “I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.”

Kim Kardashian couldn’t be prouder of her Super Bowl-winning beau Reggie Bush.

Kim made the Miami trip a family affair, bringing along mom Kris Jenner and brother Robert. The group dined with Bush and his family at Prime 112 Friday night.

“I am so proud of Reggie and the Saints!” an overjoyed Kardashian says. “New Orleans deserves this – it’s such a huge accomplishment!”

The Saints’ stunning 31-17 win over the Indianapolis Colts was the perfect ending to a long road that Kardashian witnessed firsthand. “Reggie has waited his whole life for this moment. It came and they conquered. It was a really good win!”

In a recent interview, Anne Hathaway revealed she and her parents left the Catholic Church for her gay brother because of the religion’s views on gay issues.

“The whole family converted to Episcopalianism after my elder brother came out,” she said. “Why should I support an organization that has a limited view of my beloved brother?”

However, Anne isn’t quite comfortable with the Episcopal Church either: “So I’m … nothing [no denomination]. F**k it, I’m forming. I’m a work in progress.”

It’s only February and 2010 is shaping up to be a bad year for Charlie Sheen.

We all know about the drama he and wife Brooke Mueller had on Christmas, because of which, Charlie is now facing a felony charge.

His wife is in rehab.

He lost his endorsement deal with Hanes.

And now Charlie’s Mercedes was stolen and then the thieves crashed it at the bottom of a ravine!

Charlie Sheen reported his Mercedes stolen early Friday morning – about the same time the car was found at the bottom of a cliff near the winding Mulholland Drive, Los Angeles police say.

The crashed vehicle was upside down in a steep ravine near the actor’s home in Sherman Oaks, Officer Bruce Borihanh tells the Associated Press. Authorities located the car after a 911 call came in about it at 4 a.m. Friday, approximately the same time Sheen called to say his four-door Mercedes had been stolen, Borihanh says.

It wasn’t clear whether the Two and a Half Men star, 44, knows who took the car, and a suspect was not in custody.

Sheen was not hurt in the incident.

“Charlie was not in the car,” Sheen’s rep Stan Rosenfield says. “Charlie’s fine.” He also said police continue to investigate the case.

So who could fill Simon Cowell’s shoes next year when he leaves American Idol? AI producers think that Howard Stern would be the perfect pick.

An insider said that producers of the hit Fox show say Stern, America’s highest-paid radio personality, is their top choice to take over from Cowell, who leaves at the end of this season. They approached the King of All Media after he repeatedly mentioned on-air that his exclusive Sirius XM Radio deal expires next January and he was open to other offers. Cowell was paid $50 million a year.

A source connected to “Idol” said, “It’s one of the few shows that could compete with Stern’s $100 million-a-year Sirius contract, and ‘Idol’ bosses think he’d be even nastier than Simon.

“They know he would be great TV and would clash with the other judges such as Ellen DeGeneres and the contestants. ‘Idol’ will do what it takes to sign him.”

We’re huge fans of the Howard Stern show on Sirius XM. Although we know he’d be great on American Idol, we can’t image Howard retiring from radio to tour the U.S. looking for the next idol. Stern fans know that Howard wouldn’t like that type of travel. And everyone knows that Howard doesn’t need the money.

Adding to our doubts about him taking over as a permanent replacement for Simon on AI, Howard recently said, somewhat cryptically, “I was approached by a major TV network to take over a TV show and leave here and do that next year — and I did turn it down . . . I’m not even sure if I want to be working. I’m waiting to see what happens.”

The results of Brittany Murphy’s toxicology report have just been released.

Brittany Murphy’s cause of death has been determined an accidental death caused by “community acquired pneumonia,” iron deficiency anemia, and multiple drug intoxication. The L.A. County Coroner concludes on the subject of “How injury occurred” — “Drug intake.”

What makes this even sadder, is that Brittany’s death was preventable.

Sources say the primary causes of Murphy’s death were pneumonia and severe anemia. L.A. County Coroner officials believe Brittany’s condition was “treatable” but no one took her to the hospital in time. As for the multiple drugs found in her system, we’re told they were prescription, including medicine for cramps, and over-the-counter medications, including cough syrup. Our sources say the drugs “pushed her over the line” but the underlying problems were the pneumonia and anemia.

Presumably because Brittany’s husband, Simon Monjack’s failed charity scheme was the mother of all red flags, the LA Coroner’s Office paid a visit to Brittany Murphy’s home yesterday where they questioned Tubby McGrift and Brittany’s mom. Apparently authorities feel the toxicology report isn’t telling “the whole story.”

Sources say a man who worked at Brittany Murphy’s house has told the Coroner’s Office that someone would deliver a sealed, manila envelope to the house every Friday filled with prescription medications in bottles. The name on the envelope, “Lola.”

Sources say the ex-employee told the Coroner drugs were also mailed from Los Angeles to Louisiana, where Brittany was shooting a movie and Simon was tagging along in the months before she died. We’re told the pathologist in the Coroner’s Office who is working on the case had a variety of questions for Simon and Sharon. Among the questions: Why was there no record of Brittany seeing a doctor in the months before her death, especially because she had several medical conditions and was experiencing severe abdominal pains days before her death?

Too funny!

Sandra Bullock, 45, and Meryl Streep, 60, have been in competition so far this award season and it is going to continue because both ladies are nominated for Best Actress Oscars.

“With Meryl, when this whole thing started, I left her a voice mail going, ‘You’ve got to watch your back. I’m gonna cut you. I’m gonna take you down,’” Bullock says. “And then she sent me dead orchids and told me to die, so I sent her a case of liquor and told her to toast to white trash.”

Ha!!!

Unlike Streep, Bullock has been nominated as worst actress of the year for role in All About Steve from the Golden Raspberry Foundation, host of the annual Razzies.

“If I win, I am so showing up,” Bullock says. “I have to enjoy that as much as getting an Oscar nomination. It is the great balance in our business.”

Other than the announcement of his divorce, you probably haven’t heard much about James Van Der Beek since his days on Dawson’s Creek.

According to new divorce documents, James still earns a very nice living. James’ Income and Expense Declaration, filed last month in Los Angeles Superior Court, say his average monthly salary is $49,343. Also worth noting: He only pays $250/month eating out and drops $4,100/month on charity.

A generous and rich guy! He won’t be single for long!

We have all come to know John Edwards as a liar and adulterer, but now we are learning that he is a thief too?!

An incident report filed in 2008 has Elizabeth Edwards claiming that her husband and former senator, John Edwards took her wallet following an argument at their North Carolina home.

The document filed with police says that Elizabeth and her husband got into a spat when he arrived home to find the kids were at dinner with their babysitter. The papers than state that Elizabeth said there was no need for John to be at the house.

After a minor argument in one of the adjoining closets, Elizabeth said in the report that she witnessed John taking her green wallet from the kitchen and leaving the house. She then told police that he drove down to the barn, stayed for ten minutes and then left the estate. She explained that she tried to get her wallet back from her husband but he told her he did not have it.

The report also notes that a Motorola Razor cellular phone and a digital camera were missing.

So John, cheating on your cancer stricken wife and then denying having a baby with another woman wasn’t enough deception and hurt to inflict?  You steal from her too? 

Wow, John. How low will you go?

Matthew Broderick is set to star in the NBC comedy pilot Beach Lane.

Beach Lane “stars Broderick as a celebrity author hired by an irresponsible millionaire heir to run his struggling small-town newspaper in the Hamptons.”

Lorne Michaels, who is the executive producer of SNL and 30 Rock, will also be the exec producer of Beach Lane. In fact, Broderick’s involvement in Beach Lane follows his guest stint on NBC’s 30 Rock.

Wonder if Broderick’s wife, Sarah Jessica Parker will guest star?

NBC didn’t give Conan O’Brien’s entire staff severance pay, so the gentle, ginger giant is writing them a check.

Conan’s stagehands from “The Tonight Show” were not covered by the NBC severance plan. However, Conan is stepping up and promising to pay his nearly 50 person crew at least six weeks severance out of his own pocket.

The union for his former crew, IATSE Local 33, says all the members who worked for Conan are “very happy” with the way he handled the whole mess.

Remember Conan’s last speech? He said to be kind and work hard and good things will happen. Conan is kind indeed.