Lynne Spears 

Britney and Jamie Lynn’s momma, Lynne Spears has another book to release.  Lynne was previously right about to release her book on parenting when Britney began to publicly suffer from bipolar issues and then Jamie Lynn got knocked up.  Not surprisingly, the her publishers knew that book would be a disaster and didn’t go to print.  The media still got a good laugh out of it though.

This time around, Lynne will make money off of write about the dark period of Britney’s life.  Maybe it is just how I remember it, but Lynne wasn’t around for the first few months of Britney’s disintegration that occurred right in front of the world’s eyes.  Lynne and Papa Spears came in at the end, and thankfully, Papa seemed to be the one who took the reins in cleaning up Britney’s life.  I would be more interested in reading a book written by Papa Spears - although, I doubt I would buy that one either. Granted, I’m glad that Britney and her mother reconnected, but Lynne’s book would be much more interesting if it hadn’t already been widely publicized that she and Britney weren’t in much contact during that fiasco.  Also, I’m sure Lynne will also expose her “shock” about Jamie Lynn’s teenage pregnancy.  I bet those chapters will be predictable fascinating.

The only thing that I’m intrigued about with this book is what the cover will look like.  Will it be a cover of a somber posed Lynne with pictures of her daughters in the background?  Will they just go for the title printed in a funky font, sans picture?  Will they try to manipulate the public into feeling sorry for Lynne and print a sweet picture of Britney and Jamie Lynn as precious little girls?  Maybe they will go for shock and print the photo of Britney with her shaved head, umbrella in hand, in full attack mode alongside of a picture of Jamie Lynn exiting a Walmart in Louisiana with her giant pregnant belly.

The book — slated for a September release — will be titled Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World.