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Come on already! Just when we thought Britney Spears was staying within the realm of normalcy, we may have lost her again.

While bundled up in a poofy black jacket that appears to have been ripped off a random ’80s biker, the pop star flashed her cooter last night when getting out of the car for dinner at SHU sushi restaurant in L.A.

Doesn’t she know that’s soooo 2007! With papa Jamie Spears overseeing her well-being as conservator, it’s nice to know that he makes her put on a coat before heading out, and even comb her extensions. But maybe an additional female assistant could act as a wardrobe conservator, making her outfits a little more, ya know, conservative!

Britney has a long way to go. Yesterday, she “forgot” to pay for a $200 shirt.

Come on, Brit! We want you to be able to see your kids again before they graduate from high school…or obtain a GED. Get it together, girl!