Noooooooo!

Just when we thought she was on the road to recovery, Amy Winehouse gets saddled with Britney’s albatross! It’s like that totem from The Brady Bunch. You know, the one that brings bad luck to whoever happens to possess it. Amy, seriously, burn that thing before it permanently attaches itself to your head and starts whispering evil thoughts in your ear — just like it did with Britney.

When news broke about Blake Fieder Civil’s prison overdose, we instantly asked: “How the heck did Amy Winehouse’s husband get heroin in jail????”

Well, it seems like the troubled inmate has been exchanging pictures of Wino for drugs.

How ironic!

In return for the pics - they hand over a “Joey” – slang for a hit of heroin worth a few pounds.

A source said: “Blake has to pay for his gear somehow – and he has no qualms about cashing in on his wife’s fame.”

“He’ll take orders from other inmates then ask Amy to bring in signed photos of herself during visits. He usually gets her to write a little personalized note to make it look authentic. Once he’s back on the wing he’ll swap these for Joeys.

“The boys think they’ll get a few quid for them on eBay. It’s not clear whether she knows exactly what’s going on . . . but she must find it strange that all these so-called prison hardmen have suddenly become starstruck Amy Winehouse fans.”

Bad Blake is currently in the prison hospital recovering from his overdose.

Because he was caught doing drugs in jail, all of his visitation privileges have been cut off, so he won’t be seeing Wino for a while!

Notice the teardrop she penciled in under her eye???

We know Amy Winehouse cleaned up for the Grammy Awards but how’s this for playing by the rules? After Grammy producers expressed concern that U.S. audiences might be offended by Amy’s arm tattoo featuring a bare-breasted pin-up girl, the rehabbing singer gamely used her signature black eyeliner to draw her a strapless bra.

Instead of wearing sleeves — the obvious choice — the saucy sensation added the temporary negligee “so as not to offend any of America’s more puritanical viewers,” an insider says.

Amy Winehouse has a new man in her life named Blake. Strangely, her husband that is in jail (”Blake Incarcerated” as she called him in her Grammy awards acceptance speech) is also named Blake.

The singer, who won an incredible FIVE Grammy Awards in the early hours of Sunday, has been holed-up in a central London hotel with the new Blake, photographer Blake Wood.

And the new Blake couldn’t be more different to Amy’s husband BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL who is locked up in Pentonville Prison awaiting trial. The new Blake is a drug-free American vegetarian. And he’s got a job.

Amy’s pal KELLY OSBOURNE introduced the trendy magazine snapper and artist to Winehouse.
They hit it off and have been locked away together for hours on end at London’s Park Plaza Hotel since she left rehab.

The new Blake has been credited with helping her deliver a show-stopping Grammys performance.

A pal revealed: “Kelly asked Blake to look after Amy and keep her on the straight and narrow.
“They’re staying in the hotel together and they might all move into Osbourne’s place when Amy finishes her recovery.
“He has met Amy’s family and they all really like him.”

Amy’s hubby is a very jealous bloke and there’s no doubt he’ll be steaming at the prospect of Amy hanging out with the new Blake.

Yesterday, the new Blake went with Amy to visit the husband Blake in prison. It’s complicated, I know.

We vote for the new Blake!

Amy Winehouse, who thanked her incarcerated husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, when accepting one of five awards at the Grammys, makes her way into a London prison for a celebratory visit with him.

Amy is still looking much healthier than her pre-rehab days. Stay on the right track, Amy!

In an almost clean sweep, Amy Winehouse won five Grammys last night: Record of the Year, Best New Artist, Song of the Year for “Rehab,” Best Vocal Album and Best Pop Vocal Performance.  Winehouse was nominated for six.  Winehouse accepted her awards and performed via satellite from London.  Winehouse may not have been in attendance at the Grammys, but the night was definitely hers.

After receiving her fifth award, ironically Record of the Year for hit single Rehab, an emotional Amy looked stunned and stared straight ahead for several seconds as the television feed cut to her in the London studio.

She then hugged her mum, JANICE and thanked her parents before giving a message to her husband via a satellite link-up.

“To my mum and dad, for my BLAKE, my Blake incarcerated.

Family portrait … Amy with mum, dad and relatives

“Thank you very much, it’s an honour to be here. Thank you very, very much.”

And, referring to this weekend’s blaze that ravaged Camden Market and one of her favourite haunts, The Hawley Arms pub, she pipped:

“…And for London. This is for London because Camden Town is burning down.”

The singer performed You Know I’m No Good and Rehab in front of a small audience at the Riverside Studios in London for the watching millions.

Here is Amy’s performance via satellite from London.

Here is Amy accepting the Grammy for “Record of the Year” for Rehab.

She’s not allowed on U.S. soil, but a little technology is going to get Amy Winehouse to the Grammys after all. The troubled singer, who finally entered rehab two weeks ago, was denied a visa to enter the country.

“[Amy] has been invited appear at the event on Sunday after receiving an amazing six nominations for the prestigious awards,” said her publicist in a statement. “Unfortunately, her application for a visa to enter the United States of America has been rejected at this time by the American Embassy in London. However, Amy will perform and accept any awards via video feed.”

We think that is probably for the best.  Keep getting well, Amy!

Amy Winehouse will not perform at the Grammy Awards this weekend because she’s been refused permission to touch down on American soil, according to her publicist

“The singer has been invited to appear at the event on Sunday after receiving an amazing six nominations for the prestigious awards,” reads a statement issued by her publicist on Thursday. “Unfortunately, her application for a visa to enter the United States of America has been rejected at this time by the American Embassy in London.

“Amy has been progressing well since entering a rehabilitation clinic two weeks ago, and although disappointed with the decision, has accepted the ruling and will be concentrating on her recovery,” the statement continues. “Amy has been treated well and fairly by the Embassy staff and thanks everyone for their support in trying to make this happen. There will of course be other opportunities and she very much looks forward to visiting America in the near future.”

We think this is OK though.  Amy needs to put her health first.  The awards won’t matter if she relapses.  She already looks healthier.  Get well and make some more amazing music, girl!