If you have a fan of Desperate Housewives and want to know about a possible storyline for the upcoming season, then keep reading. Stop reading if you don’t want to know the spoiler!

Remember how Lynette, Felicity Huffman’s character, discovered she was pregnant with twins last season? The writers are considering having her character get an abortion, since they already have their hands full with five children.

We know that abortion isn’t exactly a lighthearted topic, but it is a little crazy that the execs are afraid of Americans even hearing the word abortion from the show. Desperate Housewives is losing the race to shows like Nip/Tuck, Gossip Girl and True Blood, and it’s all because they’ve got their women acting like friggin’ nuns! We know Desperate isn’t the most youth-oriented show, but when the plastic teenagers over at Melrose Place are upstaging your buzz, you know something’s gotta give.

Also, Desperate Housewives is a show that’s had suicides, serial killers, underage sex and bitches getting electrocuted.

Eva Longoria Parker treated herself to some retail therapy in Los Angeles as she was spotted carrying a shopping bag into a parking garage.

Longoria looked springtime sexy as she hopped into an elevator to avoid the paparazzi, donning a bright blue dress with oversized sunglasses.

Ever since marrying in 2007, pregnancy rumors have been swirling around Eva and husband Tony Parker. Eva claims she doesn’t know why people are so interested, saying, “I don’t know where that is coming from,” she laughs. “I should have had triplets by now if I was pregnant!”

Although the Desperate Housewives star and her husband “can’t wait to have a family,” 34-year-old Eva is saying that she and Tony are not expecting at the moment. However, that isn’t to say that the pair haven’t been practicing!

“We’re always practicing.”

Pressured to reveal the last time they “actively tried,” Eva also revealed that their practicing is similar to Tony’s basketball training: several times a day.

Naughty, naughty!

Eva Longoria was the best dressed celebrity at the Golden Globes last night.  She killed it!  Her body, the color, the train – Longoria was all glamour last night and she was stunning.

Who knew?

Eva Longoria smokes!

This picture should put an end to the pregnancy rumors.

Gross!

Eva Longoria balanced her snack, carried a book, and stuffed her cell phone in her bosom on the set of Desperate Housewives.

Eva might be a mommy, so it is good that she is practicing multi-tasking!

Tina Fey took home best actress in a comedy series and writing for a comedy series for 30 Rock on Sunday at the 60th Annual Emmy Awards.

“I’m very proud to be a writer. I wouldn’t have had any of the other jobs I’ve had if I hadn’t been a writer,” Fey gushed.

Fey and her pregnant Baby Mama costar Amy Poehler, took a shot at Eva Longoria before presenting Jeremy Piven with best supporting actor in a comedy series for his work on Entourage.

“When are you due?” Fey asked Poehler, to which Poehler responded, “that’s so rude, I just gained weight for a role.”

Longoria recently dismissed pregnancy speculation by saying that she had to gain weight for her role on Desperate Housewives.

Eva Longoria has claimed that rumors that she is pregnant only started because she recently got “fat”.

The Desperate Housewives actress made the remarks following fresh reports that she is expecting her first child with husband Tony Parker.

Longoria was spotted turning down raw fish sushi and alcohol during a recent night out.

She said: “I’m not pregnant. I’m just fat. I gained 5lbs over the summer so instead of a size zero, I’m a size one.”

Longoria and Parker have both previously stated that they are looking forward to starting a family.

I think Eva is obviously kidding, but at the same time isn’t confirming that she is pregnant.

And if a size 1 is fat, then I have no hope!

Eva Longoria looks very preggers.

Let’s count the ways!

1. She has a double chin and her face looks full. Eva is normally smaller than a size zero. A double chin and chubby face is not her standard look.

2.  Eva’s arms even look bigger than usual.

3.  Eva’s got the appearance of a baby bump.

4. She is wearing some pregnancy-hiding loose clothing.  (And you can still see the bump!)

5. Eva’s boobs even look swollen.

I wonder when Eva will confirm her pregnancy.  Congrats to Eva and Tony Parker!

What do you think about Eva Longoria without makeup on?

She looks just like a regular gal.  She doesn’t look terrible, but I think the public expects to see her glammed up all the time.  It is refreshing to see that she is human; Eva has baggy eyes and uneven skin just like the rest of us!

Her husband, Tony Parker prefers her without makeup on.

“Tony says he loves the way I look when I wake up in the morning,” the Desperate Housewives star, 33, has said.

Eva Longoria has debuted a new short haircut.  The actress and her husband, Tony Parker, stepped out for lunch after Eva shot a few scenes for Desperate Housewives.  The couple just returned from Italy where Eva wore a teeny orange bikini.

Eva’s hair looks cute! 

While on hiatus from her hit show Desperate Housewives, Eva Longoria, her hubby Tony Parker and some pals are having some fun in the sun on a yacht in Portofino, Italy.

Eva looks fantasic in her teeny orange bikini!  Eva and Tony are such good looking people.  I bet their kids will be stunning too!

Here are some more photos of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker on vacation in Italy. 
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Here is Eva Longoria with her hubby Tony Parker taking a stroll in Paris. The pair cheered for Tony’s brother T.J. in a French-league basketball game.