John Mayer revealed intimate details about his sex life with ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson. Now it’s her turn to talk about him and she’s doing it on The Oprah Winfrey Show.

Simpson’s appearance on Oprah’s show airs Wednesday. Simpson said she tried to read the Playboy interview in which Mayer called her “sexual napalm” and compared her to crack cocaine.

“I tried to read the article, and I was so disappointed in him,” she tells Oprah Winfrey. “It made me so sad, and it was really discouraging because that’s not the John that I knew…I hope he gets his life together.”

Jessica confirms that he reached out to her in the aftermath. “He did apologize. I don’t accept it. It’s just one of those things that…I don’t resent him. I’m just going to let that go. That part of my life is over.”

Jessica Simpson’s new VH1 reality show The Price of Beauty debuts March 13.

Jessica Simpson is going to be sitting down with Oprah Winfrey in the near future. The people at Harpo haven’t yet confirmed an air date for the show, but expect it in the coming weeks. Simpson’s eight-part VH1 show, “The Price of Beauty” premieres March 15, so it is likely that her appearance on Oprah would coinside with the debut of the show.

The interesting part will come if Jessica chooses to comment on some of the phenomenally inappropriate comments John Mayer directed toward her in his recent Playboy interview. And we’re sure Oprah will ask about it, at the very least! So have a good answer ready, Jessica.

In the March issue of Playboy, John Mayer talks about two famous ex-girlfriends, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston.

Mayer and Simpson dated in 2006-2007 and he calls her “a drug.”

“And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them,” he says, adding, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say,” he continues. “It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*****’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.’”

Mayer didn’t provide any bedroom details about Aniston, who turns 41 on Thursday.

“That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person,” he says about Aniston.

Mayer denied reports that he penned the song “Heartbreak Warrior” about her. “That woman would never use heartbreak warfare,” he tells Playboy.

He also denies that his Twitter obsession led to their split last year.

“There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much,” he says. “That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, ‘These are the new rules.’”

John Mayer, 32, is shirtless on the new cover of Rolling Stone. Never one to disappoint, Mayer gave the mag some buzz-worthy quotes for the interview inside.

Mayer is in the midst of a massive 10-year record deal and enjoys the pleasures of late-night weed-and-video-game sessions, as well as his $20 million vintage watch collection, but what he truly wants, he tells Rolling Stone, is to finally find a a female companion.

Mayer says hasn’t stopped thinking about his split with ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston.

“I’ve never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life. I have this weird feeling, a pride thing, for the people I’ve had relationships with. What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is f-ing fantastic, if I said to her, I don’t dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well. But I have to back out of this because it doesn’t arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny.”

What about meeting someone new?

Mayer says his sex life has become an endless loop of new girls rejecting him in clubs.

“Blowing me off is the new sucking me off!”

What is Mayer looking for in a woman?

“You think it’s going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself? But isn’t it also about a beautiful vagina? Aren’t we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn’t that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas? …I’ll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing. Think of how much mental capacity I’m using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a f-k about it.”

Who is Mayer sleeping with now?

All I want to do now is f-k the girls I’ve already f-ked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them, and they’re going, But you’re John Mayer! So I’m going backwards to move forward. I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else.

Never one to be shy, Mayer also talks about masterbation:

“I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week.”

Is this a daily habit for Mayer?

“I don’t like that question, because it seeks to make me sound strange if I say ‘Yes, but of course I do.’ I mean, I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”

How does he feel about the paparazzi?

I’ll be honest with you. All this weird s-t about me? All this strangeness? I wouldn’t have a music career without it. But I am at odds with myself. I have some presence of psychological damage from the past 36 months. I have not had a woman appear in my dreams sexually without a paparazzi in the dream too. I can’t even have a wet dream without having to explain to someone who’s grinding on me, we can’t do this right now, because there’s a guy over there taking pictures.

Sorry ladies! John Mayer, 32, says he isn’t going to date for a while. He shared the news with Ellen DeGeneres on her show today.

The musician says, “I don’t know if you know this, but I have sort of a funny track record. Which is actually not that strange given my age. I’m a little freaked out right now about it, to be honest.”

Mayer continued, “I have a good heart. I think I may have gotten lost a couple of times, but so does everybody. I’m just going to hunker down. 2010 is a peaceful year for me, no matter what I do.”

Mayer has dated Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Love Hewitt in the past.

The very public, six-month relationship between actress Kate Hudson, 30, and Yankee baseball player Alexander “A-Rod” Rodriguez, 34, has come to an end.

So who ended it?

An A-Rod pal insists that “he broke up with her over a week ago,” but they continued to spend time together publicly after the fact. “Alex wanted to end this relationship well over a month ago,” the source says, but A-Rod didn’t want to disrupt Hudson’s premieres and promotional events for her new film Nine. “He felt that would be counterproductive and unfair to her.”

What went wrong?

“[Hudson] wanted more camera time each and every game,” the pal says. “She would always want to be styled before games and she’d insist on front-row seats.” Her motivation, the friend says, was more of a PR move than genuine devotion. “It was a turnoff to have a girlfriend who always wanted to be on camera,” the source quips. “Alex wanted someone who was more interested in building a long-term relationship than just building their profile.”

So we’re guessing that Hudson won’t be dating a regular guy after this split. Maybe she’ll get back with Owen Wilson or Lance Armstrong. However, she sounds like a perfect match for fellow attention whore John Mayer. Between those two, they’ve dated all of Hollywood.

According to A-Rod’s friend, Hudson kept a close eye on her baseball player. “She seemed compelled to track and follow his every move” during his busy pre- and post-season schedule.”

The pal says that Hudson tried to give Rodriguez “an ultimatum” and to “fast track” the relationship. “He’s just coming off of a 13-year relationship with his ex-wife and a recent divorce,” the friend points out. “He has two lovely children with his ex-wife, and that requires a certain amount of responsibility. She gave him ultimatums that a newly divorced father can’t meet.”

The friend says that things ended amicably. “They’re two mature adults. She did take the relationship seriously, and he has a lot of respect for her. They had some really wonderful times together.”

John Mayer took to his Twitter account to let his followers know that he is not hooking up with Kristin Cavallari.

Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis. I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together. My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli. I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.

OK John, we get it!

Although John Mayer is “still cool” with ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson, a source says he was showing off nude pictures of her while at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont with skateboarder Rob Dyrdek and another pal.

A hotel regular had come over to their table when Mayer pulled out his phone. “I was expecting random girl photos,” the source says. “It was three naked pictures of Jessica Simpson!”

Mayer and Simpson dated for nine months and their relationship ended in 2007, but sources say the two keep in touch via text.

According to the source, Dyrdek joked, “That’s why Jess is always on her best behavior with John!”

A Mayer rep says, “This is an absolutely ridiculous report.”

As if Mayer’s rep would confirm this story! Wouldn’t it be kind of hilarious if it is true? Jessica just needs to hope that Mayer stays in the news, because he is an attention-whore and will do anything for the media to notice him…like ‘accidently’ release pics of a famous ex-girlfriend.

During an acoustic set at Hollywood’s Hotel Café Wednesday night, John Mayer told the crowd, “It’s intriguing writing about my life. These songs are about me, my life and everyone in my life.” Does that mean there will be a song or two about Jennifer Aniston?

He then sang a new song called “Friends, Lovers or Nothing.” (Lyrics: “Friends, lovers or nothing/There can only be one/There is never an
in-between/So give it up/You whisper ‘come on over’ ’cause you’re two drinks in/And in the morning it’s ‘goodbye again.’”)

We wonder if that is about Aniston!

If Jennifer Aniston hadn’t already dumped John Mayer for Twittering all day long, she probably would have anyway after seeing the Captain-Stubing-meets-the-Village-People outfit he wore as he greeted fans on his Mayercraft Carrier cruise.

Wearing an outfit that screamed, “LOOK AT ME!!!”, Mayer is hosting a 4-day cruise in Mexico.

If Mayer a fun-loving goofball or an annoying attention whore?

Star magazine is claiming that John Mayer is gearing up to write a Jennifer Aniston tell-all book.

A source tells Star, “John just can’t keep his mouth shut and he’s telling friends that he’s thinking of going public with all their juicy secrets.”

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have broken up again according to People magazine.

“They had some disagreements and decided to not continue to see each other,” says one source. “Jen is moving on with her life like she always does. She seems happy.”

Reportedly, John broke up with Jen when she returned home from promoting Marley & Me in Europe.

The couple dated on and off for a year. The last time Aniston, 40, and Mayer, 31 split was in August 2008. At the time Mayer held an impromptu press conference outside his gym in New York, explaining to the media: “I ended a relationship to be alone because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.”

Let’s hope he doesn’t disrespect Jen by doing something like that again. Mayer does love media attention so who knows what he will pull.