John Mayer LOVES the attention from the paparazzi, but the paparazzi no longer love him. Why? His photo isn’t worth much now that he’s no long with Jennifer Aniston!

“He thinks he’s famous as Jen now. Last week he went to a party, tipped off the paps, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving,” says one paparazzo. “Nice, but no one bothered to follow them, which made John think he ‘lost’ everyone, when really no one bothered to follow him. Pictures of him and Jen were selling for $20,000 at one point. A picture of him alone gets $200 now. Chasing him from his apartment to Nobu is hardly worth it.”

Ha ha ha ha ha!

With everyone leaking the story about Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer breaking up, weren’t you wondering who did the dumping?  We were!

It turns outs that Jen dumped John. 

Jennifer gave John Mayer three chances to stop messing around, but he help himself. The Chicago Sun-Times claims to have a very reliable source behind the story.

Apparently, Aniston gave Mayer a “three strikes and you’re out” ultimatum — after learning about his “quickie” flings with a cocktail waitress and a promoter’s assistant for his concert tour.

That was two strikes. Another dalliance, with a groupie, was the final straw for Aniston.

A longtime major Hollywood studio exec — and good Aniston buddy — adds this: “Above everything else, Jennifer is looking for stability and loyalty in a relationship. She still is hurting from losing Brad [Pitt] to Angelina [Jolie] — even after all this time.”

I’m glad Jen got rid of him if John isn’t a faithful guy. I’m sure she’s had enough of cheating men! I think Jen is great and deserves someone wonderful.

She vowed to make his favorite banana shakes.  He ran off with Angelina. 

I wonder what Jennifer Aniston is thinking about today.  If they would have stayed together (and Brad Pitt not done the Mr. and Mrs. Smith movie), today would have been the 8-year wedding anniversary for Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. 

Eight years ago today, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston wed in a star-studded, $1 million ceremony in Malibu, CA.

“We were engaged for a year-and-a-half, and we just got married when it felt right,” Pitt, then 36, has said of their decision to tie the knot.

In her vows, Aniston, then 31, promised to always make Pitt his “favorite banana milk shake.” Pitt, in turn, vowed to “split the difference on the thermostat.”

While exchanging rings, the couple declared: “With this ring, I thee wed… so that all the world may know my love for you.”

Aniston later recalled: “Nothing is more moving than seeing a man cry at his own wedding.”

The couple split in 2005. During that time, there was much speculation that Brad had been getting cozy with Angelina Jolie. Speculation was right.

Brad now has six kids with Angelina Jolie, who gave birth to twins just two weeks ago.

Jennifer has been traveling around with new boyfriend John Mayer.  I think Jen looks happy these days, and I’m happy for her.  Thankfully, she happens to have a boyfriend during this time or else everyone would be looking at her with pity.  Unfortunately, some still do.  Jen is rich and beautiful.  There are worse lives to lead, people.

Cameron Diaz and British model Paul Sculfor are still going strong! The twosome scoped out the art during a date Saturday at Los Angeles’s Getty Center.

Diaz, 35, and Sculfor, 37, started seeing each other earlier this month when they were spotted on a dinner date at Santa Monica’s Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi. They were extremely careful about not being photographed then but it seems like things have changed pretty drastically since then!

Paul Sculfor previously dated Jennifer Aniston. Aniston is currently dating one of Diaz’s ex-boyfriends, John Mayer.

Hollywood is so incestuous.

Although the two have been photographed getting cozy, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer went to their first public event together Thursday night.

They joined Courteney Cox and David Arquette — who celebrated their nine-year anniversary that night — at a humanitarian event at L.A. steakhouse STK.

The bash was in honor of Jeffrey Sachs — who is known for his charity work with Angelina Jolieand is pals with Aniston’s ex husband Brad Pitt.

I’m still waiting for the first time that Angelina and Jennifer meet publicly, if that ever happens. 

The Friends curse continues.

Courteney Cox has revealed her FX series Dirt, in which she plays the editor of a weekly celebrity magazine, won’t be returning for a third season.

“It just got canceled,” Cox, 42, told TV Guide.

Season 2 of the series, was cut short by the writer’s strike.

But Cox won’t be sitting home bored. She and hubby David Arquette with whom she produced Dirt are already working on other projects.

“We’re developing all kinds of stuff right now. We’ll be producing more stuff together, for sure,” the actress says.

I guess I was one of the few watching Dirt. I liked it! Maybe there will be more double dates with Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in the Arquette’s future since they have the Dirt void to fill.

Boy, he looks rather unhappy!

John Mayer was stopped by police, but unlike most celebrities, he didn’t get a DUI.  In fact, we can’t really imagine John doing such a thing.  He isn’t a complete angel though.  Apparently, John received a citation for not having a license plate on this Land Rover.

Doh!

John Mayer must be officially Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend now.  He got the all-important invitation to the best friend’s house.  Yesterday, Mayer was with Aniston at Courteney Cox’s Malibu house. 

Aww!  New love is really sweet.  I like that Jennifer is rocking it with a younger guy.  You go, Jen!

Here are a couple more photos. (more…)