Owen who? Kate Hudson is cozying up to another famous Texan.

Fresh off her breakup with Owen Wilson, Kate spent the weekend with another celeb from the Lone Star State — seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong.

Kate and Owen were seen together in his hometown of Austin on both Friday and Saturday nights. First, the pair dined at the high-end Eddie V’s restaurant, and the next night they hit the Hula Hut with Lance’s three children and a group of friends.

This hookup is truly a case of Six Degrees of Separation: Hollywood Edition. Kate’s frequent costar Matthew McConaughey is best buddies with Lance. Meanwhile, Kate’s ex, Owen, dated Lance’s former fiancé Sheryl Crow. Plus, Sheryl reportedly hooked up her friends John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston, who is currently costarring with Owen in Marley and Me.

Whew!

Kate was previously married to Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson, with whom she has a son; Lance — who most recently dated Ashley Olsen —was married to writer Kristin Armstrong, with whom he has a son and twin daughters.

Who do you think Kate Hudson will hook up with next week? She is going through all of Hollywood’s men. She’d better pace herself, or she’ll run out.

Jessica Simpson is a bit of a hot mess these days.

Jessica Simpson got good and drunk as John Mayer, the guy who broke her heart, went public with his new relationship with Jennifer Aniston last week. As we reported earlier, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are over. Supposedly, he dumped her because he didn’t believe that she ever really got over John Mayer breaking her heart. Interestingly, Simpson got smashed the same day that news leaked about John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston getting cozy together.

The 27-year-old singer was so out of it after a four-hour session of heavy drinking at L.A.’s Mexicali Cocina Cantina on May 10 – which started at the pre-happy hour of 4 p.m. with BFF CaCee Cobb and her beau Donald Faison – that she was reduced to leaving her Range Rover in the parking lot and calling her mom Tina for a ride home. CaCee was so hammered, she puked under the table where they were partying. Classy.

Adding insult to injury, on Saturday, Jess’s pregnant little sister, Ashlee, is scheduled to marry Fall Out Boy frontman Pete Wentz.

They are definitely a celebrity couple!  For now, at least. Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer relaxed at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami Saturday, eating, chatting – and smooching – poolside.

Aniston, who is wrapping up the Miami portion of her new film Marley & Me with Owen Wilson, sat in side-by-side lounge chairs with Mayer, eating salads and talking softly with one another. At one point the singer, 30, whispered into Aniston’s ear, sparking a smile from the actress, 39.

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John Mayer had fresh flowers delivered to the hotel room he shared with Jennifer Aniston almost everyday for the five sexy days they spent together in Miami.

Mayer flew to Miami April 23 to see the 39-year-old actress during a break from shooting Marley & Me. The couple stayed at the Mandarin Oriental Miami before switching to the less public Conrad Miami.

“She just always seemed like a lot of fun to him,” a Mayer insider says.

Rumor is that one of Jen’s closest pals, Sheryl Crow, who is a mutual friend of John Mayer’s set the two up.

Cameron Diaz must still be friends with her ex boyfriends, Justin Timberlake and John Mayer. We recently reported on the sudden, and unexpected death of Cameron Diaz’s father, Emilio. The family held a memorial service for Emilio on Sunday, and Cameron’s ex boyfriends, Justin Timberlake and John Mayer both showed up to support Cameron and celebrate Emilio’s life.
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John Mayer must be fed up with one of his famous ex-lovers.

Mayer just posted this letter on his website but asked fans not to “read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)… I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be.”

“Dear Ex Lover,

“Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.

“I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying.

“I hope this is enough closure for you.

“Goodbye.

“P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.”

Some of Mayer’s famous ex-girlfriends include: Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Minka Kelly, and Jennifer Love Hewitt.  

Mayer likes to toy with his fame, doesn’t he?  He posts something like this publicly and then says, ‘don’t read too much into it’.

After partying on Grammy night, it was back to work for John Mayer as the guitar-toting singer heads into a recording studio in West Los Angeles.