Her booty got the boot!

Kim Kardashian and partner Mark Ballas were eliminated on Tuesday’s Dancing With the Stars.

Her elimination isn’t completely surprising. She gave less than stellar performances.

In the words of Chris Rock, “All that ass and can’t shake it”.

Exactly!

Kim got voted off before 82-year-old Cloris Leachman!!!

How embarrassing!

The cast for Season 7 of “Dancing with the Stars” was announced this morning on ABC’s “Good Morning” with a few surprises. Mainly, reality TV celebutante Kim Kardashian — who had been rumored for days to be on the show — actually suffered an injury (she cut her foot on Sunday night on a glass coffee table in a hotel room, which she was probably dancing on, but it was not severe enough to keep her out of the competition.)

“I will be able to dance,” she proclaimed!

Here is the list:

Kim Kardashian, reality TV star

Cloris Leachman, Oscar-winning actress

Maurice Greene, Olympic sprinter,

Lance Bass, former N’ Sync star

Rocco DiSpirito, TV chef

Warren Sapp, NFL star

Misty May-Treanor, Olympic beach volleyballer

Toni Braxton, Grammy award-winning R&B star

Cody Linley, actor from “Hannah Montana” show

Ted McGinley, veteran actor

Brooke Burke, actress/TV personality

Jeffrey Ross, celebrity roaster and comedian

Susan Lucci, “All My Children” star

“Dancing with the Stars” premieres at 8 p.m. Sept. 22 on ABC-TV, followed by a performance show on Sept. 23 and the first results show on Sept. 24.

My money is on Lance Bass to win!
I also hope the Susan Lucci stays in the competition for a while.

AMC is my favorite soap!

If they are really smart, they will keep Kim Kardashian on until the end, no matter what the votes are.  She will bring in the ratings!

“At first I thought it was funny and flattering, but it’s tiresome now. I’ve seen magazines where plastic surgeons are saying, ‘If you want a butt like this it has to be fake,’ and I’m just like, ‘Dude, have you ever seen an Armenian girl before?’ I love that I’m curvy, but I’m on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt. I’m just so over it! When you’re posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, ‘Turn around! Turn around!’—it gets a little offensive.”

-Kim Kardashian, on her biggest asset.

Keep your curves, Kim.

Kourtney doesn’t workout too much, but knows working out isn’t just to lose weight, it’s to maintain a healthy lifestyle. She has been tiny her whole life! In kindergarten she had to get special school uniforms made because she was still in baby sizes! Kourtney is barely five feet tall and weighs 95 pounds! Khloe is looking fabulous too and has cranked up her workouts and changed her diet! She is 5′10″ and I don’t know how much she weighs! I am about 5′2 1/2″ and weigh 120.

-Kim Kardashian

The one time her signature phrase, “that’s hot,” could have kept her out of trouble and she didn’t use it!

Paris Hilton caused some derriere drama last week when she slammed ex-BFF Kim Kardashian’s booty in a Las Vegas radio interview.

“I would not want [Kim’s butt] — it’s gross!” she dissed. “It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Meow!!!

This past Sunday Jessica Alba had her baby shower. The shower was held at Ever After Teahouse in Studio City, Calif. The restaurant was decorated with tons of purple and white balloons. Jessica arrived to her shower in a hybrid SUV and was escorted by her sister. Kim Kardashian was at the shower. Who knew the two were buds?
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Kim Kardashian shot a cameo on the set of Entourage. Also, the WWE is announcing that Kim will appear at Celebrities Pack a Punch WrestleMania XXIV on March 30. (more…)

Playboy Playmate and sex video vixen, Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush recently took part in a pool tournament.

I’m not sure if this outfit was particularly suitable pool attire.

Though, would have put her opponent off every time she leaned over.

Kim Kardashian desperately needs a makeover!  Everyone is tired of her 1980’s hooker look!

R&B singer Brandy’s mom Sonja Norwood claims that she gave her credit card to Kim Kardashian so she could make “one (and only one)” purchase. Kim was Brandy’s stylist at the time. However, according to Sonja, Kim went crazy with the card then let her family take it for a spin.

(If you remember, Kim dated Brandy’s little brother and son of Sonja, Ray J.  Ray J and Kim made that now famous sex tape together.)

According to the suit, Kim allegedly gave the card to other members of her family — Khloe, Kourtney and Robert Jr. The suit claims in 2006, the Ks racked up $62,793.83 in unauthorized charges. And, in 2007, they blew another $57,841.82. The total: $120,635.65!  And get this for audacity: the suit claims the Kardashians charged thousands of dollars in their own stores, Dash and Smooch.

So the Kardashians had the card in 2006 and 2007, but Sonja didn’t cancel it? It’s unclear to us why Sonja didn’t just cancel the card.

UPDATE!

The Kardashian family has issued a statement regarding the charges that singer Brandy’s mom and manager, Sonja Norwood, has brought up against them claiming that the family charged over $120,000 to her credit card without her authorization.

“The charges against the Kardashians are meritless,” says the family in the statement.

“Both Kim and Khloe were employed by the Norwoods and never used their credit cards without their express authorization. The Kardashian family looks forward to proving the absurdity of these claims in a court of law.”

In the lawsuit filed today in LA County Superior Court, Sonja claims that Kim, who was Brandy’s stylist in 2004, was authorized to make only one purchase on Sonya’s behalf with her American Express card — but Kim instead allegedly shared the card with her siblings to wrack up the over $120,000 in purchases.

“This lawsuit is ridiculous,” Kim says. “I’m gonna let the attorneys take it from here and I’m not able to talk about it any more.”