It plays like a movie trailer! That leaves us wondering, how much of this scripted?

 

The Hills is so fake, it is backwards.  Despite her constant whining about her love life on her show, Lauren Conrad actually has a boyfriend in real life, but he is NEVER shown on the “reality” show that supposedly follows her life.

Her boyfriend is actor Kyle Howard.  You can see him in riveting roles, such as playing “Drunk Girl’s Boyfriend” in Extreme Movie.

These two Z-Listers might be a match made in heaven!

Tavern on the Green in New York City’s Central Park was the setting for a swanky party to celebrate the Season 4 finale of The Hills.

Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port, and Audrina Patridge all got cozy in front of the camera. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt did their usual public displays of affection as they arrived on the chilly red carpet outside in the wintry weather. Also in the house were “Hills” favorites Brody Jenner, Frankie Delgado, Lauren “Lo” Bosworth, Holly Montag, and Stephanie Pratt.

 

Leonardo DiCaprio had a Hills run-in that will sadly never make it to MTV.

How weird would it be to see a real-life star on The Hills?!

Sources say that the actor, along with his buddies, Entourage’s Kevin Connolly, Lukas Haas and a swarm of girls, natch, were hanging out at L.A. club Crown Wednesday night, where the Hills cast was also partying.

Because a party isn’t a party if it isn’t caught on tape and broadcast into millions of homes, MTV cameras were there to capture any “drama” between Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, given that Audrina just moved out. Of course, there was no drama because it has become the most boring show ever.

Now, Leo’s a smart dude and knows it would definitely not be cool if he were caught on camera with this group, so he was extra careful to avoid being in any shots. However, once the MTV filming was over, Leo was ready to party.

Leo & Co. joined forces with Brody Jenner, sidekick Frankie and the dude too boring for even L.C., Doug Reinhardt. The ragtag team then carpooled to Dougie’s Hollywood Hills home for one raucous afterparty, where Leo “was alone and checking out all the girls,” says a source.

As for ever going public with his Hills buddies, a production source adds, “Leo wouldn’t be filmed on that show in a million years. But he definitely likes to party with the guys.”

Hills star Audrina Patridge is preparing to move out of Lauren Conrad’s guesthouse. Not exactly a shocker, considering Lo treats Audrina like a second-class citizen.

Moving vans were seen outside of the L.A. home and boxes were dropped off on Thursday.

Supposedly, L.C. and Lo were helping Audrina move. Notice that they are wearing dresses in the picture. Who wears a dress to help a friend move? Those two are so delusional. Good for Audrina for putting some space between her and them.

Patridge’s decision comes after weeks of awkward tension between her, Conrad and Lo Bosworth.

Last week, the on-again, off-again friends both took blame during a heart-to-heart.

“All I want is for you to be my friend again,” a teary-eyed Conrad told Patridge.

“OK, then let’s do it,” Patridge replied.

“Audrina has to remind me that she’s not someone who’s going to betray me,” Conrad told Us Magazine in March.

Adding fuel to the drama? Patridge’s feud with Conrad’s BFF and housemate Bosworth, whom Patridge once called “super bitchy.”

As Bosworth told Us last month, “Audrina and I know we’re never gonna be best friends. She and I don’t have personalities that go together very well.”

Last season, Patridge toyed with moving out, going so far as to check out apartments with beau Justin Bobby.

 

Lauren Conrad has signed a three-book deal with HarperCollins Publishers.  She will be writing a young adult fiction series. 

And there is already a title.

The series, L.A. Candy, tells, “the behind-the scenes story of a young girl who moves to L.A. and unexpectedly becomes the star of a reality television show,” according to a release. The character soon realizes that “everyone wants something from her, and nothing is what it appears to be,” the release further states.

Lauren Conrad says in a statement, “I’ve always loved books that I could lose myself in, ones that would transport me to another place, but had characters I could relate to. I’m so excited to have this opportunity to write books like that for other readers.”

The first book will be published next summer.

I suspect someone will be doing most of the writing for Lauren. Writing a good book is a full-time job. Doesn’t Lauren still have a clothing line? On The Hills, they occasionally show Lauren going to class, or doing intern work. Yet, she has a fashion line out. They never show her actually doing any work on her own line, which is suspicious.

Talk about six degrees of separation!

Heidi Montag’s sister, Holly, is dating Lauren Conrad’s ex-boyfriend, Doug Reinhart.

Holly and Doug attended the EA  Sports Freestyle’s FaceBreaker Launch party together last night.

Here is a pic of the Montag sisters together at the event.

Hopefully, her fifteen minutes are about up.

Lauren Conrad’s popularity has fallen and it seems that this will be the last season of The Hills.  Or, at least, she is blabbing that it might be.

According to the reality star herself,

“Every season, I think it’s the last,” she says. “Right now, I think this is the last season.

“I go through phases when I’ve been filming where I wake up in the middle of the night and I think I’m being filmed,” she says. “That’s when I have to take a vacation.”

So Lauren thinks it is exhausting just being herself. What a tough life.

Whenever The Hills is finally off the air maybe MTV could fill the void with music videos, or at least programming about music.

 

Audrina Patridge of The Hills definitely seems like the sweetest girl of the bunch.  Lo Bosworth is proudly the resident bitch of the show.  Lauren Conrad seems a bit fake and insincere.  Also, there have been numerous reports recently about L.C.’s diva behavior.  Please!  Get over yourself, honey!

Audrina recently did an interview with the LA Times.  Check out this exerpt from the interview.  Audrina sweetly masks her contempt for Lauren.  See, she is a nice girl!

Is Lauren your friend?
We live together, so yeah, we see each other a lot while the show is taping. Sometimes I see her when it’s not.

But is she your friend outside of “The Hills”?
We don’t have a lot of the same friends, but we try to reserve one night a week to hang out. In the fourth season, you’ll see our fight gets cleared up. Basically, I just start doing my own thing separately from her and Lo [Lauren Bosworth], and I get busy. But you know, things change and friendships do drift apart sometimes. Lauren and I aren’t not friends, we’re just not as close as we used to be.

What about Lo? Do you blame moving in together with her and Lauren for the rift in your friendship?
I do think living in that separate guest house of mine was definitely the cause of the tension between Lauren and me. We were used to being right next to each other in our apartment. I don’t really blame Lo, she and Lauren have been friends for a long time.

Do you think you’re portrayed accurately on “The Hills”?
I think I’ve been portrayed well on the show. But it’s based on Lauren’s life, so some of the things in my life, like my friends, aren’t on the show: my personal life with my true friends and my family, me going to acting classes, shooting a movie. They filmed a little, but they can’t air everything.

What’s the biggest misconception about you?
I don’t feel like they show me on “The Hills” sticking up for myself. They edit that out. I’m generally happy with how I look when it comes out. In real life, though, I’m bubbly and fun and talkative and when you see me on the show I’m always sitting there and sad. But I’m fine with it because it’s not my show. I’m there because of Lauren.

The Hills star, Lauren Conrad tries to brighten her mood with a fresh bouqet of flowers that she bought at Whole Foods.