Would you read a book written by Lindsay Lohan?

Lohan already lives a very public life, but soon we may be able to read all about it in her own words. If you forget about her constant use of Twitter, of course.

“I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper,” she tells OK! Magazine. “I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?”

Lindsay also compared her multiple stints in rehab to vacations. “It was a nice time to shut everyone off for a while because there was so much noise. There were some things I had done… I had put myself in situations which I probably should have thought through.”

Perhaps she wants to clear up the party girl image that she is so famous for. “When I was in school I didn’t drink, or even try one, until I was probably 18,” she said. “Literally, and I’m not lying about that. I’m just some sort of a target for some reason! I’m made out all the time to be the bad guy!”

Hey London, Lindsay Lohan might be all yours soon.

Lohan is hinting on Twitter that a move across the pond might be in her future.

She is known for constantly updating her Twitter page and recently announced her decision.

Lohan tweets, “Moving to the UK is in my near future* better dj’s/music and Paris is just a Chunnel away!”

Unfortunately, this was also meant as a dig at Samantha Ronson, Lohan’s ex-girlfriend.

While the tweet might be in jest, the British media (the gossip tabs at the very least) is already freaking out over it, with headlines like “Look out!” and “Beware!” already in print. As of now, for all the world knows, Lindsay could have been joking.

A rather disturbing news item is circulating today claiming that Lindsay Lohan was abused by Samantha Ronson.

We hope this isn’t true!

RadarOnline is reporting that even though Lindsay appeared to have moved on from her tumultuous relationship with girlfriend Ronson, the two have been spotted out at the same clubs recently and they fought so badly one night that Lindsay threw a drink in Sam’s face.

“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head,” the source says. “She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her.

“She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”

It will be difficult for these two not to see each other. Lindsay and Samantha live in the same building!

Following the break-in at her Hollywood Hills home, Lindsay moved into an apartment in West Hollywood. Shortly after, Samantha moved in. Ronson regularly comes over using a key she has to Lindsay’s apartment.

“It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are,” said the source. “I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.”

Why do the Lohans always record their phone conversations?

In a shocking recorded phone conversation between parents Michael and Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s mom claims she was dating Heath Ledger at the time of his tragic death in January 2008.

“She was dating Heath when he died,” she says. “I don’t know if you know that, but I know because I would drop her off and they were friends. Very, very close, OK?”

And Ledger’s death devastated the actress, now 23. “That f***ed her up,” her mother says.

Ledger died at age 28 on January 22, 2008 from an accidental, toxic combination of prescription drugs; he had recently separated from girlfriend, actress Michelle Williams, mother of their daughter Matilda, now 4. It was widely reported that Ledger was dating Mary-Kate Olsen at the time of his death. And we guess Lindsay wasn’t with Samantha Ronson at the time then? Interesting.

Michael released the audiotape to RadarOnline. Apparently recorded in September 2008, the tape includes a dialogue with Lindsay’s mom about her struggles to get their daughter to go to rehab. “She’d like, punch me in the face, kick me out of the car … like you don’t know the [expletive] I went through,” Dina is heard saying.

Michael claims the leaking of the tapes is meant to pressure Lindsay into seeking treatment for addiction. Earlier he released a tape in which Lindsay is heard crying and saying, “No one cares about me.”

Michael tells the Post he has even more recordings that will “prove everything [Lindsay] is saying is nothing more than a bunch of lies.”

Lindsay’s lawyer tells the paper that her legal team is weighing its options and consulting with law enforcement about how to proceed.

To say that Lindsay Lohan is a fan of HBO’s sexy vampire hit True Blood is putting it mildly.

“Nobody can speak when True Blood is on,” Lindsay tells “Extra’s” Mario Lopez.

To show her devotion to the show, Lohan, 23,  put some fangs on and did her best sexy vampire pose for photos she posted on her Twitter account.

Could this be Lindsay’s way of lobbying for a role on True Blood? It seems pretty obvious to us that it is!

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan excited (and we’re sure shocked) club goers at L.A.’s Grand Star Jazz Club in Chinatown on Sunday when they showed up together for a night out on the town.

The matching blondes arrived shortly before 2 a.m., laughing and dancing until the club closed at 3 a.m. Perhaps they wanted to show off their new platinum ‘dos!

So did the notorious twosome get into some trouble?

It looks like things were fairly tame.

“There was no craziness, just a lot of fun and dancing,” an insider says of their night out.

Earlier in the day, Lindsay and Britney ran into each other at the Andy LeCompte salon, where the two no doubt consulted each other over their matching makeovers.

The girls later shared their fun day out via Twitter. “Blondes do have more fun,” wrote Spears. “I second that…for now hehe,” Lohan responded.

The last time these two hung out together, Lindsay was still dating boys and Britney was wearing the pink wig!

If only Paris Hilton would have been with them the tabloid trifecta could have been acheived!

It’s no coincidence that Lindsay Lohan has re-created some of Marilyn Monroe’s famous photo shoots. Lohan is really into Monroe, even the way she died, which is scary considering Lohan’s battles with substance abuse.

“If you saw my house … I have a lot of Marilyn stuff,” she told New York magazine when she did the Bert Stern shoot. Lindsay even purchased an apartment where Marilyn once lived and owns a huge painting of the actress, who is pictured with a bottle of spilled pills next to her. (Lindsay has been to rehab three times – is her life imitating her artwork?)
Friends say the 23-year-old has a dangerous preoccupation with Marilyn’s life – and death. “Lindsay is obsessed,” says a pal. “She loves Marilyn’s short life and looks at all of it as glamorous, even her death. Lindsay wants to be just like Marilyn and she doesn’t fear dying young. She sees beauty in the tragedy of Marilyn’s life.”

Marilyn Monroe died at age 36. Another star that idolized Monroe was Anna Nicole Smith – and we all know how that turned out.

Check out Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe in “The Last Sitting” pictures.

Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving Samantha Ronson’s home with a bag stuffed with her clothes on Wednesday.

Rumors say that the “Mean Girls” star and her British DJ lover got into it again – with Sam tossing some of LiLo’s belongings out the window.

Those two love drama!

You know you’ve got some issues with morality if Lindsay Lohan thinks you are a dirtbag!

Lohan was partying at The Avenue nightclub and saw Justin Timberlake kissing and holding hands with an unknown brunette, who was not his girlfriend Jessica Biel!

Lohan pulled out her phone, took a very dark pic, and Tweeted on her official Twitter: “…where’s jb [Jessica Biel] cheater?”

Another witness says, “Timberlake was so limber off Patron shots that he started dancing alone atop his booth. He also treated guests (Lindsay Lohan and Owen Wilson) to a three-minute breakdance in which he rolled around the floor and accidentally crashed into surrounding patrons.”

Classy, Justin. Sounds like he had a very eventful night!

So why would Justin cheat on Jessica so publically? Are they broken up? Does he cheat so often that he is careless and doesn’t mind if he is caught!

Lindsay Lohan posted a topless pic on Twitter last night out of boredom. The shot’s from the set of her Fornarina commercial, and for some reason she really wanted Perez Hilton and Ben Lyons to see it:

http://twitpic.com/7g2y1 – top-fornarina.OLD PHOTOS. I’m THAT bored @iambenlyons and @perezhilton
10:08 PM Jun 14th from TwitPic

Here is the commercial.

It is interesting that Lindsay Lohan cures her boredom by posting seductive pictures of herself on the internet.

It seems that the drama between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson continues.

Paparazzi snapped Lohan leaving Ronson’s L.A. home at 2:30 AM Wednesday.

An eyewitness on the scene claims Lohan appeared out of sorts as she waited all night for Ronson to arrive home. When Sam got home, she drove straight into the garage. The witness says Lohan was crying and yelling at Ronson inside the home.

This is not the first time since their highly-publicized split in April that Lohan has stayed at Ronson’s pad. Earlier this month Lindsay, 22, was seen emerging from her ex-girlfriend’s home at 6.30am.

The two have also met at Lohan’s New York apartment.

Turns out it’s not just Lindsay Lohan’s life that’s a mess, her home is a mess too!

When police responded to a tripped burglar alarm at the Hollywood home of Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan around 3pm Tuesday afternoon, they found a mess and at first, and thought Lohan’s home had been ransacked.

Despite signs that a rear window and a rear door showed evidence tampering and that an alarm apparently scared the burglars off, police later determined no one had entered the home and nothing was taken.

Yep, that means the burglars didn’t trash the home. It was that way.

Speaking to the AP, officer Karen Rayner said: “[We had to ask] is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?”

No one was home at the time of the incident, and no one’s been arrested.

Lindsay is a mess – literally!