As we said recently, it seems like Ashlee Simpson has been pregnant forever! She is ready to pop, but the baby hasn’t come yet.

“They’re going to have to. It’s already developing really quick,” big sis Jessica Simpson said Monday at a taping of the The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Ashlee – described by husband Pete Wentz more than two weeks ago as due at any moment – has already tried other ways to begin labor.
“Different foot massages and stuff,” Jessica told DeGeneres in the show airing Wednesday. “I don’t know. I think she’s really just jumping around trying everything right now.”

Doesn’t it seem like Ashlee Simpson has been pregnant for a really long time?

Ashlee stepped out in LA last night for dinner with friends. She layered up with a scarf but there was no hiding her huge baby bump.

Her husband, Pete Wentz, says that Ashlee could give birth at any second.

“She is very pregnant,” he said Thursday. “I am on call permanently right now. She’s at the very end, and it could happen at any point.”

“I think she wants to just be not pregnant anymore,” said Wentz. “It’s a struggle to go up and down the stairs. Going out in public is insane.”

As for the name of the little Simpson-Wentz-to-be, the jury is still out. “I want to meet (the baby) first,” says Wentz. “My friend said it – you’ve gotta have a baby with a name that could be a rock star or a senator, so he’ll get work either way.”

Dressed in a ridiculous disguise, Pete Wentz delivered donuts for his new business Fresh Only Bakery in Hollywood.

I guess in his downtime, Pete enjoys delivering doughnuts…but not as Pete Wentz.

How silly!

Good way to hype up his business.

I hope he took some delicious doughnuts home to his pregnant wife, Ashlee.

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Wentz have finally confirmed Ashlee’s pregnancy.

In a statement, the couple says: 

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

- Pete and Ashlee Wentz

Congrats to the happy couple.

And now the truth comes out about Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo attending Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s wedding!  Despite multiple sources (namely PEOPLE magazine) saying that Jessica and Tony were happy and very touchy feely at the wedding, a source has come forth with what really went down.  Keep in mind that PEOPLE is in bed with the Simpsons and reportedly bought Ashlee’s wedding pictures for $1 million.  I wonder how much Joe Simpson’s cut is.

A wedding guest at the Simpson/Wentz nups claims that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo barely interacted all night!

The guest revealed, “Jessica did not look happy the entire night. She just wasn’t her bubbly self. She was very subdued, and she and Tony barely interacted the entire night, except for some dancing at the end.”

We knew it! Jessica shouldn’t have had her ex at her sister’s wedding. She should have sucked it up and attended as a single gal. And she should have put her personal drama aside and at least acted happy for her sister!!! Jessica is so selfish!

Jessica Simpson is a bit of a hot mess these days.

Jessica Simpson got good and drunk as John Mayer, the guy who broke her heart, went public with his new relationship with Jennifer Aniston last week. As we reported earlier, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are over. Supposedly, he dumped her because he didn’t believe that she ever really got over John Mayer breaking her heart. Interestingly, Simpson got smashed the same day that news leaked about John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston getting cozy together.

The 27-year-old singer was so out of it after a four-hour session of heavy drinking at L.A.’s Mexicali Cocina Cantina on May 10 – which started at the pre-happy hour of 4 p.m. with BFF CaCee Cobb and her beau Donald Faison – that she was reduced to leaving her Range Rover in the parking lot and calling her mom Tina for a ride home. CaCee was so hammered, she puked under the table where they were partying. Classy.

Adding insult to injury, on Saturday, Jess’s pregnant little sister, Ashlee, is scheduled to marry Fall Out Boy frontman Pete Wentz.

Although Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been denying the baby rumors, People is saying that Ashlee is “eating for two”. Since People always plays it safe with their stories, we are inclined to believe that Ashlee is probably pregnant. Their source also states that the couple will be married in May in La Jolla, Calif., at a friend’s house.

Interesting!

The couple released the following statement:
“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes - it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it straight from us. - Ashlee and Pete”

Congrats!

How long until Jessica and Tony are engaged???

Thanks to a tip we received from Jen, here is a video of Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz, talking in third person about making babies with Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee is in the video too, speaking in a southern accent and eating Cheetos. Who do you think Ashlee was making fun of?

Sure, Sarah Silverman bragged about sleeping with Matt Damon, but where’s the love for Ben Affleck?

Last week, Silverman surprised her boyfriend, Jimmy Kimmel, on his show with a music video called “I’m F**king Matt Damon,” featuring Silverman and the “Bourne Identity” star singing together about their faux affair. Now Kimmel is striking back with a song called “I’m F**king Ben Affleck.” Our source told us the video for this song, set to the theme of “We Are the World,” will star Affleck, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Harrison Ford, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

Click here to see the hilarious video of “I’m F**king Matt Damon” with Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon.