Hey London, Lindsay Lohan might be all yours soon.

Lohan is hinting on Twitter that a move across the pond might be in her future.

She is known for constantly updating her Twitter page and recently announced her decision.

Lohan tweets, “Moving to the UK is in my near future* better dj’s/music and Paris is just a Chunnel away!”

Unfortunately, this was also meant as a dig at Samantha Ronson, Lohan’s ex-girlfriend.

While the tweet might be in jest, the British media (the gossip tabs at the very least) is already freaking out over it, with headlines like “Look out!” and “Beware!” already in print. As of now, for all the world knows, Lindsay could have been joking.

A rather disturbing news item is circulating today claiming that Lindsay Lohan was abused by Samantha Ronson.

We hope this isn’t true!

RadarOnline is reporting that even though Lindsay appeared to have moved on from her tumultuous relationship with girlfriend Ronson, the two have been spotted out at the same clubs recently and they fought so badly one night that Lindsay threw a drink in Sam’s face.

“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head,” the source says. “She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her.

“She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”

It will be difficult for these two not to see each other. Lindsay and Samantha live in the same building!

Following the break-in at her Hollywood Hills home, Lindsay moved into an apartment in West Hollywood. Shortly after, Samantha moved in. Ronson regularly comes over using a key she has to Lindsay’s apartment.

“It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are,” said the source. “I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.”

Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving Samantha Ronson’s home with a bag stuffed with her clothes on Wednesday.

Rumors say that the “Mean Girls” star and her British DJ lover got into it again – with Sam tossing some of LiLo’s belongings out the window.

Those two love drama!

It seems that the drama between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson continues.

Paparazzi snapped Lohan leaving Ronson’s L.A. home at 2:30 AM Wednesday.

An eyewitness on the scene claims Lohan appeared out of sorts as she waited all night for Ronson to arrive home. When Sam got home, she drove straight into the garage. The witness says Lohan was crying and yelling at Ronson inside the home.

This is not the first time since their highly-publicized split in April that Lohan has stayed at Ronson’s pad. Earlier this month Lindsay, 22, was seen emerging from her ex-girlfriend’s home at 6.30am.

The two have also met at Lohan’s New York apartment.

It seems like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson broke up seconds ago, but Lindsay has already sold her side of the story to Us Weekly.

“I’m not a bad person and this is what happens,” Lohan told the magazine through tears. “I was raised to treat people well, and I’m so tired of this drama.”

Lohan says she’s “so alone” without Ronson.

“Everyone’s turned on me,” says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said “Uck,” and Drea De Matteo said, “Come at me, bitch.”

“I’m a f–king 22-year-old girl who’s in love,” she says. “I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie.”

Sources tell the magazine that Ronson had repeatedly tried to break up with Lindsay over the past month, but each time, “Lindsay threatens to kill herself – she cares about her but wants out.”

Lohan laughs off the suicide comments. “I’m just really hurt!” she says. “The whole situation is sick.”

Meanwhile, friends told the magazine they think Lindsay should be institutionalized.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have officially split! No real surprise there though. It would be more surprising if they aren’t photographed together next month.

This is interesting though: The Ronson family is so concerned about what Lindsay might do, they are seeking a restraining order against the actress.

“They were directed to the court to get a restraining order,” Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall said.

The locks on Samantha’s house were changed on Monday; three weeks ago a window was broken at her house during a fight between the two women. On Friday, Lindsay was barred entry from a Ronson family party honoring clothes designer Charlotte Ronson. Lindsay followed up the party snub with Twitter postings disparging Samantha and Charlotte. The drama escalated with Lindsay trying to barge into Samantha’s brother’s room.

“We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself,” Lindsay told E! news.

The couple’s tempestuous relationship dates back nearly a year (they reportedly celebrated their anniversary in January).

Lindsay is said to be struggling with the breakup and holding out hope the two will get back together. Ronson seems in a happier place, writing on her MySpace page today that “aura in pleasanton is very pleasant.”

Lindsay should keep looking for a job and not be with anyone for a long time. We doubt that will happen though.

Samantha Ronson isn’t just a DJ and Lindsay Lohan’s girlfriend. She’s also a musician. Sam, who had a song on Lohan’s Mean Girls soundtrack, played a gig at Genghis Cohen in Los Angeles on Tuesday night.

Sam dedicated a song to Lindsay without paying attention to the lyrics, according to TMZ:

During the acoustic concert at Genghis Cohen in L.A., Sam got “awwwws” from the crowd when she told ‘em “This is for Lindsay,” but the song included lyrics like “I’ll follow you out of control … I’m falling after you, in and out of love.” In her dedication Sam also said “You get your heart broken sometimes and then you unbreak it and break it again.” Linds was there — sitting front row with a digital camera — and said the song made her mad.

It’s never a good idea to tell your lover that you are falling in and out of love with them! That kind of stuff messes with a person’s head, and we know that Lindsay doesn’t need that!

In case you are curious, here is Sam singing.

Lindsay Lohan and little sister Ali did some shopping this weekend in New York where Lindsay frightened onlookers with her increasingly rail-thin figure. It’s gotten to the point where you can see her spine.

Lindsay’s spine and shoulder-blades were painfully visible as she tried on clothes, whilst her waist and thighs were almost non-existent in a grey leotard teamed with her trademark leggings.

Lindsay and Samantha Ronson are having the effect of a diet pill on each other, according to one friend. The more these girls hang out, the skinnier they both seem to be getting.

“Sam has gotten so thin from Red Bull, cigarettes, and stress related to life with Lindsay,” a friend of Ronson’s told OK!. “Lindsay is bad for Sam’s health.”

According to the pal, the weight loss isn’t just a mere coincidence. Instead, the two have competed at being skinny ever since they first hooked up.

“Lindsay is obsessed with her weight; it’s hard not to be with another woman and not compare bodies,” the friend said. “And Sam herself loves being skinny and prefers Lindsay super-lean.”

Lindsay’s shopping spree may be to celebrate recent rumors of being cast as Snow White in the upcoming film The Stepsister Scheme, an adaptation of the classic Disney tale.

This would be the first major work that Lindsay has been done since she shot Labor Pains last summer, which has yet to be released.

Despite their recent relationship troubles, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have reportedly taken a big step in their relationship.  They now have shared finances, as the two have opened a joint bank account.

Since these two have had such a volatile relationship as of late, the shared finances might not be the best idea. It wasn’t long ago that Lindsay moved out of Samantha’s home.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson seem to have reconciled their differences.  We’re not sure if Lindsay has moved back in with Samantha, but the pair has been photographed together quite a bit again.  Whatever they decide, hopefully the relationship is a healthy one.  The always-svelte Sam is looking especially skinny these days.  We hope Lindsay isn’t stressing her out too much.

After the breakup rumors, news of Lindsay moving out of Samantha’s home, and then not being spotted out together for some time, everyone was starting to believe that the couple-that-never-would-say-they-are-a-couple was finished.

In true Lohan style, the pair was snapped leaving Nobu in Beverly Hills – making for a great photo op.

If things went well, we might all be seeing the once inseparable couple together again.

22-year-old Lindsay Lohan has continually refused to confirm her relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson and has also dodged questions about her sexuality.

In a new interview with Harper’s Bazaar the actress says, “I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing.”

When asked if she’s bisexual, Lindsay’s reply is a vague “Maybe. Yeah” and then says “No” when asked if she’s a lesbian.

Kinda strange, Lindsay.

(Yes, we picked the picture of her in the rainbow dress on purpose.)