Check out what Lindsay Lohan might look like if she ever gets pregnant. 

Lohan wore a prosthetic bump while shooting her new movie, Labor Pains. In the film, she plays an assistant who pretends to be pregnant in a desperate attempt to keep her nasty boss from firing her.

It’s not the only project Lohan has lined up. She’ll return to ABC’s Ugly Betty in multi-episodes next season as a down-on-her-luck old high school pal of Betty’s.

Also, Lohan’s favorite gal pal, Samantha Ronson was on the movie set twice this week to visit her. It sounds like Ronson is keeping tabs on her woman!

The undercover lovers, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, went grocery shopping together in L.A. Here’s some food for thought: why does Samantha look so dead in the eyes in this picture?

“[Their relationship] is evident to anyone with half a brain.”

-Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael’s response when asked if Lindsay Lohan is dating Samantha Ronson.

What a shame that Lindsay and her people keep denying her romance with Samantha Ronson. A good, old-fashioned lesbian relationship could be just the thing to get Lindsay’s career back on track. Seriously though, if they are in love, and they are being as public as they have been, then why hide it? It is just so silly.

Lindsay Lohan holds hands with girlfriend Samantha Ronson during a party aboard Diddy’s yacht in Cannes.

Check out Lindsay snuggling up to Samantha and giving her a kiss here.

Since these two are getting so cozy in public, shouldn’t Lindsay acknowledge the relationship?  It just seems silly that Lindsay denies being in a relationship with Samantha.

Despite rumors circulating over the weekend that Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, had broken up, it looks like the pair are still together. The monochromatic pair Lindsay Lohan shared a private joke during a stroll through Paris. Ah, to be in love and in Paris. Ooh la la!

Is anyone else looking at the very noticeable hickey on Samantha’s neck??? Lindsay marked her woman!

I can’t believe Ellen DeGeneres is 50!

Ellen had a big birthday bash on Saturday night to celebrate her 50th birthday.  Her party was on Warner Bros. lot.  No press were allowed, but she will be showing some clips from her birthday on her show.

Ellen knows how to party and invited about 600 friends! Among well-wishers were newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, Janet Jackson, theJonas Brothers, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, Allison Janney, T.R. Knight, Ray Romano, Joely Fisher, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Paris and Nicky Hilton with their boyfriends Benji Madden and David Katzenberg and, of course, DeGeneres’ girlfriend, Portia de Rossi.

Pink performed three acoustic numbers, including Janis Joplin’s “Me and Bobby McGee,” Samantha Ronson (Lindsay Lohan’s rumored girlfriend) deejayed and there was a fireworks display. The menu included sushi from Sushi Roku, Pinkberry and Fry Girl doughnuts.

As we told you yesterday, Lindsay Lohan might be in a lesbian relationship with famous DJ and lesbian, Samantha Ronson. The two seem to be a couple. Here, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson take a load off and put their feet up during an appointment Monday at CT Nails in Hollywood.

We’re happy for Lindsay if she’s found love, but if she is trying to get sober, then being in clubs every night won’t be the best environments for her.  Dating a DJ (man or woman), might not be a great thing for her.

Lindsay Lohan continued to support good friend (and maybe girlfriend) Samantha Ronson (famous DJ and lesbian), hanging out at Times Square’s Hawaiian Tropic Zone as Ronson spun tunes from midnight to 4 a.m. Sunday. It has been rumored that Lohan and Ronson are dating. Ronson was often seen partying with Lindsay Lohan in 2007, culminating on Memorial weekend when Lohan was photographed passed out in Ronson’s car after a long night of partying less than 48-hours after her first of two DUI arrests.

The pair arrived together, both wearing black leather jackets, right on time at 12 a.m. A blond-haired Lohan stationed herself at a table directly behind Ronson’s deejay booth in the second level VIP section, which overlooked a packed dance floor.

For the first hour, the star sat at her table, chatting with friends and smoking cigarettes. Then Lohan started dancing to Britney Spears’s “Gimme More.” Drinking Grey Goose and Red Bull cocktails, she danced the night away with girlfriends. Lohan really got into the music, tossing her hair around and doing full body rolls – even throwing her hands in the air and singing along to Madonna’s new song “4 Minutes.” She also sang along and pumped her chest to “Soulja Boy.”
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