Catherine Zeta Jones makeup disaster 

Catherine Zeta Jones Makeup Disaster

Dear Catherine Zeta Jones,

You obviously pissed off your makeup artist. Maybe if you are a little bit nicer, next time your entire face will get painted and it won’t be orange. We also think it is time for you to book a facial. Your acne is kicking up into high gear. And why is your forehead so hairy??? Your husband, Michael Douglas, looks like he is also wondering what the hell happened to you.

Seriously, make amends with the people that you pay to groom you.

Sincerely,
YCS