Courtney Love 

If you are a “non thieving non freaky housekeeper” and live near Malibu, then Courtney Love could use your assistance!

Love took to her Myspace blog in an attempt to find a new housekeeper. “Superfans” need not apply. Who else other than a “superfan” would read her blog and think, “yeah, that’s the gig for me.”

Also, she is looking for “documentarist” for a documentary, not a reality show. She stresses that. Then Love adds that she is also “looking for a young PA type” who really wants to get into the film business. She says that the PA might be in the “HTH” movie. Love mentions, “i think i know who i want to play kurt- he may not be as BEAUTIFUL as the other two but hes got something special and looks alot like him and has a great voice.”

So, in summary, Courtney Love is looking for an “insanely clean neatfreak near malibu”, “documentarist”, and a “PA type”.

Wow.