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Just a couple days after announcing that the strain in her back caused by her enormous boobies weighing her down over the years would force a two-month delay in her upcoming tour, Dolly Parton released an updated schedule revealing the first concert will be in Pittsburgh on April 22.

“Hey, thanks for being patient,” the 62-year-old singer said in a statement. “I’m mending very nicely and will be fit as a fiddle soon. And I’ll not only have the fiddle, but the rest of the band as well.”

After playing 12 cities in 21 days (including Boston, New York and Chicago), the tour ends May 11 in Dallas. Dolly will then take a month off before beginning the European part of the tour in Sweden on June 13.