John Mayer

John Mayer LOVES the attention from the paparazzi, but the paparazzi no longer love him. Why? His photo isn’t worth much now that he’s no long with Jennifer Aniston!

“He thinks he’s famous as Jen now. Last week he went to a party, tipped off the paps, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving,” says one paparazzo. “Nice, but no one bothered to follow them, which made John think he ‘lost’ everyone, when really no one bothered to follow him. Pictures of him and Jen were selling for $20,000 at one point. A picture of him alone gets $200 now. Chasing him from his apartment to Nobu is hardly worth it.”

Ha ha ha ha ha!