Khloe Kardashian 

Khloe Kardashian is going to jail!

Why?

The 24 -year-old reality star was arrested for DUI in March 2007 and placed on 36 months probation, but she violated the terms of the order by not attending alcohol education classes. LA City Attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan confirms, “She admitted to failing to complete (roadside cleanup duty) and enroll in an alcohol education class.”

Khloe was sentenced to 30 days, which got reduced to 3 days, which I’m sure will end up being 30 minutes or so. Khloe won’t even have enough time to make a shiv or join a gang.

Can’t wait to see her booking picture! I’m sure she will have hair and makeup done ahead of time.