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Who needs to shower when you’re a movie star? Well, actually, Orlando Bloom does, if he wants to keep his model girlfriend, that is.

According to Star magazine, Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr has apparently thrown down the soapy gauntlet to her on-again, off-again beau, demanding that her stinky lover begin showering regularly and actually wear clean clothes, rather than recycling the same T-shirts, jeans and even (ew) socks, day after day.  Icky!

“Miranda thinks Orlando is too smelly,” an unnamed source told the mag. Meanwhile, Orlando appears willing to try cleaning up his act for the 24-year-old model, but has apparently told friends he “doesn’t know if this relationship will last.”

Maybe Orlando needs to find a babe who has lost her sense of smell.  After all, wouldn’t you be a little peeved if your boyfriend wouldn’t even bother to shower for you?