After all of the hideous Hogan outfits that we’ve seen, nothing should make us cringe anymore.

Brooke Hogan wore this creation to Miami Fashion Week. 

Granted, it is common in Miami to show a little more skin than in other cities, but WTF did Brooke put together?!

Did she think she was going to a Halloween party???

Homegirl needs a stylist.  Pronto.

Shannen Doherty was spotted shopping with a “mystery” man at Samy’s Camera in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon.

We hope this is a new beau for Shannen and this guy isn’t her brother or something.

And we love his t-shirt! Go Cats!

Dear Catherine Zeta Jones,

You obviously pissed off your makeup artist. Maybe if you are a little bit nicer, next time your entire face will get painted and it won’t be orange. We also think it is time for you to book a facial. Your acne is kicking up into high gear. And why is your forehead so hairy??? Your husband, Michael Douglas, looks like he is also wondering what the hell happened to you.

Seriously, make amends with the people that you pay to groom you.

Sincerely,
YCS

Sarah Jessica Parker and Caroline Kennedy attend the kickoff for the 2008 Shop for Public Schools program at Barnes & Noble in Tribeca in NYC.

Great ladies supporting a great cause!

Fun Fact: Sarah Jessica Parker dated John F. Kennedy, Jr. back in the day.

On the last day of Rosh Hashanah, Madonna gives her youngest son, David, a lift into the Kabbalah Center in New York City.

Notice the little man’s red Kabbalah bracelet?

Sarah Palin’s debate practice has not been going well, Bloomberg News’ Margaret Carlson talks about the “home schooling” taking place on the McCain ranch.

Don’t forget to watch the VP debate tonight!

Jessica Simpson was out last night with longtime gal pal, Cacee Cobb, having dinner at Madeo.

Jessica and Cacee could barely make it through the swarm of snappers to their car.

When she finally reached her ride, Jessica yelled, “Take me back to Nashville!” to the crowd.

Will you take her, Nashville?

Jessica didn’t look happy to see all of the cameras.  In fact, the empty look in her eyes reminds us what Britney looked like during her ‘crazy’ days. 

However, if the rumors are true, then Jessica should be very happy.  Supposedly, Jessica and boyfriend Tony Romo were spotted ring shopping.  Adding to the engagement speculation, various media outlets are reporting that Jessica and Tony could tie the knot as soon as this winter.  Hmm…not sure if we buy that. 

Leonardo DiCaprio, will i. am, Tobey Maguire, and Forest Whitaker have created public service announcements to encourage American youth to register to vote. The non-partisan PSAs, produced by DiCaprios Appian Way, were created to engage and inspire young people to register and vote and participate in the upcoming election.

Warning: There are a few bad words.

It is funny though and we like the message!

Rosie O’Donnell is returning to the airwaves just in time for the holidays, signing on to host Rosie’s Variety Show as a one-off special for NBC.

The hourlong show, airing live Nov. 26—the night before Thanksgiving—could develop into a regular series should enough Nielsen-boxed viewers tune in to the program.

O’Donnell and NBC seem to be throwing everything they can into the show to ensure a something-for-everyone appeal.

Miley Cyrus spotted on her way out of the Sunlounge Tanning Salon in Los Angeles, looking a bit blushed as she hammed it up for the paparazzi.

Don’t ruin your skin, Miley!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are back in New York City.

Carrying her daughter, Shiloh, age 2, while partner Brad Pitt tended to the rest of their brood, the Jolie-Pitts have flown in from Germany so Angelina can promote her latest film, “Changeling“.

The trip happens to be the first to the States since welcoming babies Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline in the south of France in July. The couple then spent time in Germany, where Brad is shooting the new movie “Inglorious Bastards”.

But the happy family took a break from the Berlin life - as Ang is to attend the New York Film Festival screening of “Changeling” next Friday with director Clint Eastwood and co-stars Jeffrey Donovan, Michael Kelly and Amy Ryan.

It was the woman’s way of being frugal, you see. Her son Evan wanted a fireman’s poll and Jenny McCarthy looked into it. Turns out the fireman’s poll was around $2,000 and a stripper pole was just $200. So the funny actress decided to spend her money wisely. A pole is a pole right?

“The fireman’s pole was, like, $2,000, and the strip-aerobics pole was $200.”

Hilarious! 

In other news, McCarthy has recently purchased the property next to her home and plans to turn both into a center for autistic children.  That is fantastic!