Playboy Playmate and sex video vixen, Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush recently took part in a pool tournament.

I’m not sure if this outfit was particularly suitable pool attire.

Though, would have put her opponent off every time she leaned over.

Kim Kardashian desperately needs a makeover!  Everyone is tired of her 1980’s hooker look!

Sources say Britney Spears caused some chaos after leaving a trendy LA shop wearing a $200 shirt she did not pay for.

Her 25 aides and bodyguards then argued with the store’s staff and with cops and fans.

But friends of the star, 26, say she simply forgot to hand over cash for the $200 long-sleeved vest. She was not arrested.

Remember when Britney would just ‘forget’ to pay for gas station lighters?  Keep it in check, girl!

On a positive note, Britney’s hair is looking SO good these days!

The heiress slipped into the outfit to celebrate her 27th birthday at the exclusive Pure nightclub in Las Vegas.

Paris joined girl band the PUSSYCAT DOLLS on stage where she perched seductively on a stool, then had fellas drooling again when she changed into another skimpy outfit, this time a police uniform.

When news broke about Blake Fieder Civil’s prison overdose, we instantly asked: “How the heck did Amy Winehouse’s husband get heroin in jail????”

Well, it seems like the troubled inmate has been exchanging pictures of Wino for drugs.

How ironic!

In return for the pics - they hand over a “Joey” – slang for a hit of heroin worth a few pounds.

A source said: “Blake has to pay for his gear somehow – and he has no qualms about cashing in on his wife’s fame.”

“He’ll take orders from other inmates then ask Amy to bring in signed photos of herself during visits. He usually gets her to write a little personalized note to make it look authentic. Once he’s back on the wing he’ll swap these for Joeys.

“The boys think they’ll get a few quid for them on eBay. It’s not clear whether she knows exactly what’s going on . . . but she must find it strange that all these so-called prison hardmen have suddenly become starstruck Amy Winehouse fans.”

Bad Blake is currently in the prison hospital recovering from his overdose.

Because he was caught doing drugs in jail, all of his visitation privileges have been cut off, so he won’t be seeing Wino for a while!

Notice the teardrop she penciled in under her eye???

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Britney Spears spent Saturday night with dad.

The singer, 26, and her father Jamie - whose co-conservatorship over her was recently extended until March 10 — hit Hollywood restaurant Citrus at Social Hollywood shortly before 8 p.m.

She wore diamond earrings and a chocolate brown dress with spaghetti straps; her father carried her fur coat for her.

They spent more than two hours dining before calling it a night.

Though Spears’ relationship with her father appears to be improving, one celeb says she wouldn’t mind taking over parenting duties for the troubled pop singer.

“She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months,” Heidi Klum says in a new interview with German broadcaster ARD. “I would help set her straight.

“I am sorry when a young person gets thrown so off track,” Klum says, according to a transcript obtained by the Associated Press. “She has, of course, lived an extremely wild life.”

What does Heidi Klum know about bipolar disorder?  Britney needs medical attention, not just a ’stern talking-to’ as Heidi is insinuating in her statements.

Lindsay Lohan recreates Marilyn Monroe’s famous and very revealing “Last Sitting” photographs for the new issue of New York magazine.

In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of photos of Marilyn Monroe that have collectively come to be known as “The Last Sitting.” Taken during several boozy sessions at the Hotel Bel-Air, the photographs are arguably the most famous images ever captured of America’s most famous actress: Monroe, sleepy-eyed and naked, sips from a Champagne glass, enacts a fan dance of sorts with various diaphanous scarves, romps with erotic playfulness on a bed of white linens. Six weeks after she had posed, Monroe was found dead of an apparent barbiturate overdose.

The photos endure partly as artifacts—as the last visible evidence of the living woman (a legacy reinforced by Stern’s decision to publish the contact sheets Monroe herself had crossed out in red marker). But the pictures are also remarkable for the raw truths they seem to reveal. In them, we see an actress whose comedic talents were overshadowed by her sex appeal, a woman who is cannily aware of her pinup status, yet is also beginning to show her 36 years. In many shots, she is obviously drunk. This was an unhappy time for Monroe. Notorious for her on-set antics, she had been publicly lambasted by Billy Wilder after Some Like It Hot, then fired from the production of Something’s Got to Give; she’d endured two recent divorces and, in 1961, a brief stint in a psychiatric ward.

Stern excavated and preserved the poignant humanity of the real woman—beautiful, but also fragile, needy, flawed—from the monumental sex symbol. In our armored, airbrushed age, his achievement feels almost revolutionary.

Forty-six years later, Stern has revisited his classic shots with Lindsay Lohan, another actress whose prodigious fame is not quite commensurate with her professional achievements. Stern, who shot the photos on film rather than digitally, told me he was interested in Lohan because he suspected “she had a lot more depth to her” than one might assume from “those teenage movies.” Indeed, many in the film industry believe that Lohan has yet to pursue projects equal to her gifts. Without putting too fine a point on it, you might say Lohan has, like Monroe, a knack for courting the tabloids and tripping up her career. (Readers will remember that Lohan had her own Billy Wilder moment two summers ago on the set of Georgia Rule.) Stern said the project also grew out of his interest in “controversial women,” or “bad girls,” like “Britney, Paris, and Lindsay.” Monroe was, in a sense, the original tabloid queen.

Though Lohan’s willingness to reprise the photos might seem a sly nod to her scandalous past, the actress offered a straightforward explanation. “I didn’t have to put much thought into it. I mean, Bert Stern? Doing a Marilyn shoot? When is that ever going to come up? It’s really an honor.” During a break in the daylong shoot, Lohan sat cross-legged on a bed in the four-room suite and spoke to me, in that familiar throaty voice with its staccato rhythms, about her abiding obsession with Monroe. Her interest took root a decade ago with multiple viewings of Niagara during the London filming of The Parent Trap. She has even purchased an apartment where Marilyn once lived. “If you saw my house … I have a lot of Marilyn stuff,” she told me, including a huge painting of Monroe.

“It’s eerie,” Lohan said of the painting, a Christmas gift, “because it’s this picture of her, and it’s kind of cartoony, and there’s a big bottle of pills next to her, and they’ve fallen over.” Lohan called Monroe’s suicide “tragic,” and then added, elliptically, “You know, it’s also tragic what just recently happened to someone else.” I asked whether she was referring to Heath Ledger. She nodded: “They are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone.” Why some and not others, I asked, since it has often seemed that the thrice-rehabbed Lohan might meet a similar fate. Lohan replied with a flicker of annoyance: “I don’t know. I’m not them. But I sure as hell wouldn’t let it happen to me.” Still, one wonders whether Lohan’s participation in this project, given all the spooky parallels, isn’t the photographic equivalent of moving into a haunted house. (Which, in fact, she may have already done.)

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Johnny Knoxville had a little accident with his cock and balls while performing a stunt recently.

The Jackass explains all on his official blog:

“Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel. Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process. Don’t want to give too much away because the tribute airs Feb 23rd on MTV, but let’s just say before letting Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-heh…bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home. Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals. Ouch, and see you on the 23rd. By the way, lots of great stuff in the Evel Knievel tribute besides my trip to the hospital—lots!”

Ouch!

“He’s easily distracted by food, much like me. I can be swayed from any task if buffalo chicken wings present themselves.”

– Seth Rogen, on playing goblin Hogsqueal in The Spiderwick Chronicles

Scarlett Johansson puts the squeeze on Natalie Portman, her onscreen sister in The Other Boleyn Girl, during an appearance Friday at Berlin International Film Festival.

For Jessica Simpson, Valentine’s Day was spent Texas-style: She and boyfriend Tony Romo dined together at Nove Italiano restaurant in Dallas.

“All eyes were on them,” one insider says of the singer and the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. “But they sat in a corner booth to try and get some privacy.”

Simpson was wearing a sexy crimson dress, and the pair were seen being very affectionate with each other. The couple kick-started their romantic meal with a bottle of Cristal champagne, followed spaghetti bolognaise.

As for dessert, the sweet of the day was on the menu, of course: Simpson and Romo cozily shared chocolate-covered strawberries along with chocolate mousse before heading out through the restaurant’s kitchen, where they darted off in a waiting limo.

Just a couple days after announcing that the strain in her back caused by her enormous boobies weighing her down over the years would force a two-month delay in her upcoming tour, Dolly Parton released an updated schedule revealing the first concert will be in Pittsburgh on April 22.

“Hey, thanks for being patient,” the 62-year-old singer said in a statement. “I’m mending very nicely and will be fit as a fiddle soon. And I’ll not only have the fiddle, but the rest of the band as well.”

After playing 12 cities in 21 days (including Boston, New York and Chicago), the tour ends May 11 in Dallas. Dolly will then take a month off before beginning the European part of the tour in Sweden on June 13.