Here’s EVA LONGORIA enjoying an popsicle at a zoo in San Diego.

Her character in Desperate Housewives has got a bit of a big mouth on her.

But this is just unbelievable.

Hopefully for Eva, her popsicle eating skills might impress JOHNNY DEPP.

She recently revealed that the Pirates of the Caribbean star is her ideal leading man.

Although she said it would be “dream” to star alongside the “beautiful” actor, Eva admitted she would probably be “too nervous” to talk to him.

After seeing this pic, Johnny might be nervous around her…

Rachael Ray won’t be starting a family anytime soon.

“I’m too tired,” Ray, 39, says in a new interview with Extra. “I feel like I’m a bad mom to my dog… I have five jobs, and I just don’t think I could take on the biggest job of being a parent.”

That’s OK though.  Not everyone wants kids.  Get over it, people.

She also brushed off recent tabloid reports that she’s had plastic surgery.

“I really laughed at the one that said I had a brow lift,” she says. “Do you really think if somebody gave me a week off I would spend it under a knife and if I was going to cut something off, don’t you think it’d be my butt and not my forehead?”

For now, Ray is content with her looks, she says, as well as her marriage to entertainment lawyer John Cusimano.

“The first couple of times I got angry and then I got upset and now I just laugh,” Ray says of rumors they’re having marital trouble. “I mean, what else are you going to do?”

David Spade, stop your whining! That’s what Heather Locklear told her former lover when he kept complaining about being a dad.

It is being reported that David’s fling with Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace, 22, ended last December after she told him she was carrying his baby.

“David doesn’t want this responsibility, and he’s been crying on Heather’s shoulder ever since he got the news,” says a source. “Heather gave him some tough talk and told him to be a man and deal with it.”

Lauren Conrad kept on her clubbing spree on Valentine’s Day, hitting Hollywood hotspot Goa with pal Audrina Patridge.

“I think every single girl dreads Valentine’s Day,” Conrad declares. “[Audrina and I] will probably make it fun.”

Throughout the night, Conrad sipped on champagne — “she always seemed to have a glass in her hand,” says a clubgoer — and sang along to Britney Spears‘ “Piece of Me.”

Adds the clubgoer: “They seemed happy and excited to have a girls night.”

The Hills stars called it a night around 1:54 a.m.

Conrad was recently linked to ex Stephen Colletti, but says, “We’re just friends.”

We know Amy Winehouse cleaned up for the Grammy Awards but how’s this for playing by the rules? After Grammy producers expressed concern that U.S. audiences might be offended by Amy’s arm tattoo featuring a bare-breasted pin-up girl, the rehabbing singer gamely used her signature black eyeliner to draw her a strapless bra.

Instead of wearing sleeves — the obvious choice — the saucy sensation added the temporary negligee “so as not to offend any of America’s more puritanical viewers,” an insider says.

Paris Hilton has a pet problem.

The Los Angeles Department of Animal Services visited the heiress’ home earlier this week to investigate a complaint about her owning 17 dogs.

By law, a non-breeder in L.A. is only allowed to own three dogs per address.

A Department of Animal Services spokesman said that Hilton - or her pets - were not home when they visited.

Hilton, 27 — who has been in Las Vegas celebrating the launch of her Paris Hilton Collection — admitted she owned all the pooches on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Monday.

“I have 17 dogs — lots,” she said. “They all sleep in my bed - well, not all of them, but I let some of them.”

Hilton said she has so many dogs because “they keep having babies, and I feel bad about giving them away.”

When DeGeneres asked Hilton why she didn’t just get the dogs neutered, she said that they all now were “fixed,” but later added, “well, two of them weren’t.”

After partying on Grammy night, it was back to work for John Mayer as the guitar-toting singer heads into a recording studio in West Los Angeles.

Attentive mom Victoria Beckham, who treated son Cruz (who turns 3 on Feb. 20), to a few sweet treats, while in New York, gives her youngest a lift at New Jersey’s Newark Airport.

Look how color-coordinated they are!

Britney Spears’ family members tightened their grip on her finances Thursday as the court extended her father’s co-conservator role and granted her brother influence over her day-to-day expenses.

L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz made the rulings amid signs that the singer’s family has helped keep Britney out of trouble since her early release from a psych ward.

Her father Jamie Spears has been overseeing his 26-year-old daughter’s well-being and her estimated $100-million fortune since Feb. 1, when Goetz named him and Andrew Wallet temporary co-conservators – giving them the right to employ bodyguards who control Britney’s actions and restrict her visitors.

On Thursday, Jamie and Wallet requested that the status quo be maintained until March 10 because a psychiatric evaluation of Britney, due Wednesday, had not yet been submitted. The commissioner granted the extension, scheduling a hearing that day to consider extending the conservatorship even further.

Britney’s father and Wallet were also granted the power to handle the singer’s taxes, and Britney’s brother Bryan, 30, was named as a trustee of her trust. According to court papers, trust funds are used “to pay for Britney’s continued security, and to pay for her medicine, food, other day-to-day expenses and for psychiatric and other medical services.”

“She’s getting proper medical care and has professional security. The chaos has been removed from the situation,” says one legal insider.

Although we think Britney is MUCH better off with her family by her side, is her 30 year old brother actually qualified to handle her estate?  Maybe they should hire an actual professional to oversee her finances.

Sure, Sarah Silverman bragged about sleeping with Matt Damon, but where’s the love for Ben Affleck?

Last week, Silverman surprised her boyfriend, Jimmy Kimmel, on his show with a music video called “I’m F**king Matt Damon,” featuring Silverman and the “Bourne Identity” star singing together about their faux affair. Now Kimmel is striking back with a song called “I’m F**king Ben Affleck.” Our source told us the video for this song, set to the theme of “We Are the World,” will star Affleck, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Harrison Ford, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

Click here to see the hilarious video of “I’m F**king Matt Damon” with Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon.

More of baby Max!

Christina Aguilera and family are featured internationally in the new issue of Hello magazine.

Cuteness!

Prince William had a boozy boys’ night out with the commoners in Cornwall, England, last weekend. He attended Friday’s £1 all-you-can-drink night at the Barracuda Club — a dive bar known for its late-night brawls — where they mixed it up at a corner table strewn with a dozen vodka cooler empties, pints of lager and shots of 40-proof Aftershock.  Wow!