Shia LaBeouf Is A Momma’s Boy…In The Creepiest Way 

In a revealing interview with Playboy (on sale May 15), Shia LaBeouf opens up about what a momma’s boy he is (and it’s pretty creepy).

Shia had a very loose upbringing. Drugs and nakedness were abundant in his childhood home.

His hippie mother would often walk around their home naked — even when he had friends over to play. “The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over,” he tells Playboy in their June issue. “All of them would just be naked around the house. That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there. You’ve got your little buds over, and Mom’s, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She’s in the middle of goddess-group time, where it’s literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another’s bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time.”

Shia attributes his liberal attitude to his parents’ open drug use. “I grew up with a bunch of hippies, and marijuana was always around,” he says. “Pot was never looked at as a negative thing. I could smoke it on holidays with my parents, and we were all good. I like pot. It has never been a monster for me. I can put limits on it. But I definitely saw from a very young age what drugs can do to you.”

For anyone out there who has a crush on Shia, here is what he wants in a woman. “Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother,” he says. “She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”

Yeah, that sounds sick to us, Shia.